Adaled Part Deux

The Royal House of Adalricus is Proud to Present :

How To Sleep In Class Without Pissing The Lecturer Off (In 4 easy steps)

Step 1 : Pretend to be deep in thought. Fold your fingers together and occasionally make "oomphing" sounds to show that you're using your brain so hard IT HURTS. This can be seen in figure 1.

Figure 1

Step 2 : Sit back on your chair with every evidence pointing to you staring at your book (or your nether regions, as illustrated in figure 2) while still deep in thought, despite the lecturer having moved from the page your book is open to at least half an hour ago.

Figure 2.

Step 3 : Gently lean to your left as the forces of gravity threaten to choke you to death with your own saliva, so that the saliva may flow slowly to the left. Illustrated in Fig 3.

Fig Tree

HA! HA! Of course not. Don't be a cretin. Fig 3 is below.

Fig 3

Step 4 : As the saliva flows gently to the left, it is inevitable that it will joyfully burst out of your mouth, thereby establishing you in the society of graduates as a drooling, snorting idiot, so it is IMPERATIVE that you lean to the right, so that your saliva will not fall upon the hapless lecturer's aisle, where lecturers happens to stroll happily from time to time. Thou Shalt Not Drool On The Lecturers, especially when Thou Art Sleeping In Their Lecture. This is illustrated in Fig 4 below.

Fig 4

Now that you've managed to grasp the fine art of sleeping in class without letting the lecturers know that you're sleeping, it is time for the finale of this class, the coup de'tat :

James thinks that most of the women in our school have REALLY WIDE HIPS

AND APPARENTLY THE MANAGEMENT AGREES ROFLMAOXXX